Home Waters

 

From fairgrounds, now salt-rusty, I cast off.

Feel the spray on skin of my one-time realm,

go to find what it was I left behind.  

 

Look! The island enlarges. Watch woods and cliffs

and quays recalled, appearing. Hear the halyard’s

slap on mast, the creak of a landing stage.

 

Pitch, roll, yaw – I ride an every-which-way deck.

If waves are high, hand-held ramps get roped

across the universal undertow.

 

I come to step in my own footprints. Talk

with the friend who can tell where a causeway

will emerge, fathom how the current runs.

 

In shallows, draught is key he says, so lift

your centreboard and mark the buoys. But note,

when soaked, a new hull’s timbers will swell tight.

 

He shows me all these rudiments, and claims

they shall remain – even though our moated castles

are engulfed, then crumble softly into sand.

 

Bank Holiday done, down-from-Londoners

make tracks, pack up their second homes. Stranded

Li-Los, wind breaks, jettisoned for salvage.

 

Beachcombers, we’ve outswum once gladsome youth.

In the calm between squalls kick off our leaden

shoes, and treading water, wash up with the tide.

 

xi. 2024

Character Assassination (Freddy Krueger meets Julius Caesar)


There’s a creepy knock on the door,

a Permatan mask at the window.

But the frame is painted shut,

it will not open –

even to the shriek of children’s laughter.

You do not live on Elm Street yet.

 

The man behind that face,

you dreamt him dead

just yesterday.

Stiffed in a long-planned plot.

 

Not by telescopic execution,

nor clumsy piece reached past

the flailing arms of bodyguards.

Rather

the personal touch

of a stiletto slid

between shirt buttons, deep

into his left ventricle.

Silent

as a deportation order

served at night.

 

It was so easy,

who would have thought?

 

Blood floods his white-shirt front,

and bigly stains the wide red tie. 

Step back.

In your mind’s eye, witness

colour drain from his cheeks,

the radiotoxic cadmium wig

scrabbling to the floor

like a mutant guinea pig.

 

Many, many people are saying

he had a really tremendous relationship with God

and good genes, such good genes.

 

It matters not. Dead means dead.

Unless,

as you pause the first spade

of freshly dug earth,

blade held in mid-air,

there’s the flicker of a soundbite

beneath those rubber eyelids.

 

And then the ghastly joke’s on us.

Night overtakes day and we must choose.

Trick or treat?

 

x. 2024